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I Have Never Made But One Prayer To God, A Very Short One: ‘O Lord, Make My Enemies Ridiculous.’ And God Granted It.

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I Have Seen A Peaceful Expression Turn To Anger As Fast As A Whip Cracks, And So The Look On The Face Might Mean Less Than What It Seems To Be.

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There’s A Certain Kind Of Conversation You Have From Time To Time At Parties In New York About A New Book. The Word Banal Sometimes Rears Its By-Now Banal Head; You Say Underedited, I Say Derivative. The Conversation Goes Around And Around Various Literary Criticisms, And By The Time It Moves On One Thing Is Clear: No One Read The Book; We Just Read The Reviews.

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People Age Even When You’re Not Looking.

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Sleepy turtles never catch up with the sunrise.

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When I Hear Somebody Sigh, Life Is Hard, I Am Always Tempted To Ask, Compared To What?

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Getting My Lifelong Weight Struggle Under Control Has Come From A Process Of Treating Myself As Well As I Treat Others In Every Way.

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Courage Without Conscience Is A Wild Beast.

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I Have Found That It Don’t Really Matter If You’re Brought Up Fine Or Rough, But That It Helps To Have Someone To Spill Your Sorrows To.

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When You Live In Texas, Every Single Time You See Snow It’s Magical.

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Politics Has Never Been For The Thin-Skinned Or The Faint Of Heart, And If You Enter The Arena , You Should Expect To Get Roughed Up. Moreover, Democracy In A Nation Of More Than 300 Million People Is Inherently Difficult.

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We Must Remember That Any Oppression, Any Injustice, Any Hatred, Is A Wedge Designed To Attack Our Civilization.

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Success Is Not The Result Of Spontaneous Combustion. You Must Set Yourself On Fire.

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That Is The Supreme Value Of History. The Study Of It Is The Best Guarantee Against Repeating It.

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There Are Three Social Classes In America: Upper Middle Class, Middle Class, And Lower Middle Class.

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A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself.

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He Is The Half Part Of A Blessed Man,
Left To Be Finished By Such As She;
And She A Fair Divided Excellence,
Whose Fulness Of Perfection Lies In Him.

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An old ox makes a straight furrow.

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Life Isn’t A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In A Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Latte In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up, Totally Worn Out And Screaming �Woohoo What A Ride’!

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There Are Three Kinds Of Lies: Lies, Damned Lies, And Statistics.

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Aren’t We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

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People Who Say They Sleep Like A Baby Usually Don’t Have One.

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The Worst Moment For The Atheist Is When He Is Really Thankful And Has Nobody To Thank.

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Learn The Art Of Patience. Apply Discipline To Your Thoughts When They Become Anxious Over The Outcome Of A Goal. Impatience Breeds Anxiety, Fear, Discouragement And Failure. Patience Creates Confidence, Decisiveness, And A Rational Outlook, Which Eventually Leads To Success.

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What You Do, The Way You Think, Makes You Beautiful.

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My Pessimism Extends To The Point Of Even Suspecting The Sincerity Of The Pessimists.

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Man Invented Language To Satisfy His Deep Need To Complain.

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If We Value The Pursuit Of Knowledge, We Must Be Free To Follow Wherever That Search May Lead Us. The Free Mind Is No Barking Dog To Be Tethered On A Ten-Foot Chain.

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This World Is Not For Aye, Nor ‘Tis Not Strange
That Even Our Loves Should With Our Fortunes Change.
For ‘Tis A Question Left Us Yet To Prove,
Whether Love Lead Fortune, Or Else Fortune Love.

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That’s The Thing About Marriage. It’s A Shell Game We Play With Ourselves. We’re The Suckers And We Have To Lose, But We Play Anyway Because We Lie To Ourselves That We Can Win.

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I’m Living So Far Beyond My Income That We May Almost Be Said To Be Living Apart.

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Perfect Courage Means Doing Unwitnessed What He Would Be Capable Of With The World Looking On.

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A Good Listener Is Not Only Popular Everywhere, But After A While He Gets To Know Something.

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Money Was Never A Big Motivation For Me, Except As A Way To Keep Score. The Real Excitement Is Playing The Game.

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If You Go In For Argument, Take Care Of Your Temper. Your Logic, If You Have Any, Will Take Care Of Itself.

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Observe Your Enemies, For They First Find Out Your Faults.

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The Most Certain Test By Which We Judge Whether A Country Is Really Free Is The Amount Of Security Enjoyed By Minorities.

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Character is habit long continued.

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Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother’s Tasted Better The Day Before.

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Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity.

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Nothing Amuses Me More Than The Easy Manner With Which Everybody Settles The Abundance Of Those Who Have A Great Deal Less Than Themselves.

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Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities Can Make You Commit Atrocities.

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I’d Rather Look Ridiculous When Everybody Else Does Than Plain And Sensible All By Myself.

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The Argument Is At An End.

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Men Of Genius Do Not Excel In Any Profession Because They Labor In It, But They Labor In It Because They Excel.

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A Good Man Would Prefer To Be Defeated Than To Defeat Injustice By Evil Means.

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My Work Is A Game, A Very Serious Game.

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It Is Better To Confess Ignorance Than Provide It.

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That’s The Secret Of Entertaining. You Make Your Guests Feel Welcome And At Home. If You Do That Honestly, The Rest Takes Care Of Itself.

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What Very Mysterious Things Days Were. Sometimes They Fly By, And Other Times They Seem To Last Forever, Yet They Are All Exactly Twenty-Four Hours. There’s Quite A Lot We Don’t Know About Them.

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